You are fantastic. You are a fantastic Bitch! There's very few people as fabulous as you - they broke the mold didn't they - but for the few people that are, who are obviously your friends this is the card you have been waiting for. You can pay them a compliment and big yourself up at the same time. Result!
A birthday card with a with a picture of a glamorous woman smiling at the camera. Pink and white text above her reads Happy birthday from one fantastic bitch to another
